Feet beat to powder
Booth babes act interested
Someone hasn't bathed. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Miles and miles of stuff,
I do not know what to buy!
Ooo! There's Doctor Who! (email@example.com)
Many yelling Klingons.
Actors paid with food stamps.
Welcome to GenCon. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
When they read this year's con rules:
"Showers are required" (email@example.com)
Not all of you have Portman's
body. No bare midriffs. (sPider@ih8uprod.com)
Gather all otherworld forms.
Vulcans, Andorians, Klingons,oh my!
I run scared. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
He waits all year long
To wear the suit and Spock ears...
Dudes that understand. (email@example.com)
"That crap is HOW much?"
"I don't give autographs, kid."
"You want fries with that?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
See the fan costumes
Felt and cardboard, the real ones
Were made of the same (email@example.com)
I see no chicks in chain mail!
This convention sucks. (firstname.lastname@example.org)