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RevolutionSF Newsblast Archives: Van Damme Loves Universal Soldier 2
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© Joe Crowe

RevolutionSF Newsblast Archive: August 17, 1999

Mr. Jean Claude Van Damme spoke about Universal Soldier 2: The Return:

"I don't show my butt this time. I show something else which is great."

Something else. Nope, too easy. Said the actress to the bishop.

On costar Michael Jai White, who was the human version of Spawn in Spawn.: "He was in good shape, well cut. People like to see a good body. A beautiful body."

Damn straight.

Regarding future projects: "I think I should do something funny, 'cause I have enough to feel sorry for myself . . . I never co-lead. I need like a Tommy Lee Jones or . . . I don't know . . . a funny guy . . . Also a good script . . . And I have to be in a good mood . . . The audience wants a guy like me to make fun of myself."

Van Damme's resume now includes writing the punch lines for sarcastic sci-fi news writers.

News editor Joe Crowe shows something else all the time.

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