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Funniest Sci-Fi Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 22, 2002

11. "Well, he's no Wesley Crusher." (mrbroe@yahoo.com)

10. "Have you been affected by the spores of Omicron Ceti III?! You know, the spores from the Trek original series episode that made the crew happy, but dumb?" (nancyd007@aol.com)

9. "What a di-lythium dweeb!" (vizigod@thegate.com)

8. "Bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee. He's stupid, Buck." (dtoxopeu@ccs.carleton.ca)

7. "How did you like Rollerball?" (viewaskew33@aol.com)

6. "Couldn't find his Jeffries Tube with both hands and a flashlight." (c_calthrop@hotmail.com)

5. "He's so dumb he thinks William Shatner wrote TekWar." (crow_steve@hotmail.com)

4. "Your steps are heavier than your thoughts." (ravynfyre13@aol.com)

3. "Her TARDIS is locked in two dimensions." (sylverfoxy@hotmail.com)

2. "His Veritech doesn't fully transform, if you know what I mean..." (macman37@hotmail.com)
Today we have two winners. Or maybe I just can't count.

1. "You'd be REAL smart in the Mirror Universe!" (lanakiko@hotmail.com)

1. "His brain only goes to Warp 2 - and I'm talking the Star Trek original series warp scale." (imadharmabum@hotmail.com)

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