Last time, my computing machine was brutalized and lost all your entries.
This time, you get TWO Six Degreeses to make up for it!
Do your worst.
Are you trying to say with all that verbage that you lost the six degrees challenge?
Do the words "Glam Room" mean anything to you? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If I must go, so be it. But I shan't go alone! INTO
THE GLAM ROOM!
SCREAM to THE CRYING GAME
Miranda Richardson in Crying Game. Was in Sleepy Hollow with Christina Ricci.
Christine was on Ally McBeal with Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry is on Friends
with Courteney Cox. Courteney Cox is in Scream. (email@example.com)
Drew Barrymore got killed in Scream. She was in Ever After with Dougray Scott.
He was the bad guy in MI:2 with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise was in Interview with
the Vampire with Stephen Rea...who was in The Crying Game. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wes Craven directed Scream and Music of the Heart in which Aidan Quinn
had a role. He was also in Michael Collins which was directed by Neil Jordan
who also directed The Crying Game. (email@example.com)
Stephen Rea of The Crying Game was in Interview with the Vampire with Brad Pitt,
who guest starred in Friends alongside Courteney Cox from Scream. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Ralph Brown played Dave in The Crying Game. He was also in Wayne's World 2 as
Del Preston, Roadie of Great Renown. Playing Bjergen Kjergen in that movie was
Miss Drew Barrymore, who disgusted us all by (in Scream) thinking Jason was
in Friday the 13th part one. Silly girl. (email@example.com)
DEEP IMPACT to PORNOGRAPHY
Mostly Unsuccessful Degrees:
Clint Eastwood starred as Dirty Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact and
The Dead Pool, the latter with members of Guns 'N' Roses, who dated numerous
porn stars that likely starred in some movies which included "Deep" in the title,
if not "Impact." What all this has to do with Morgan Freeman (alumnus of The
Electric Company) and Dougray Scott (who DID almost star in a film with "X"
in the title), I have no idea. Hell. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Three Degrees, Sort Of:
Deep Impact had TÈa Leoni in it, who in turn was in A League of Our
Own, which had Madonna in it, who is, well, Madonna. You figure it out... Alternatively,
by way of TÈa Leoni and A League of Our Own, you can link Deep Impact to Tom
Hanks who, according to Eric Cartman, "Can't act his way out of a nutsack."
From there, you can figure that South Park, the show that features Cartman,
is a creation of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who in turn wrote the wonderful
Orgazmo, a flick about the porn industry. A little more roundabout
than the other route, but much more fun and scenic. (email@example.com)
First time playing, so here goes:
0. Deep Impact had James Cromwell as Alan Rittenhouse.
1. He starred in many of the Revenge of the Nerds movies.
2. Ted McGinley also starred in many of the Revenge of the Nerds movies.
3. Ted McGinley starred in Married...with Children as Jefferson D'arcy.
4. Married...with Children had porn star Traci Lords as a guest star. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Morgan Freeman was the President in Deep Impact. He was in Seven with
Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey was in LA Confidential with Russell Crowe...who was
in Virtuosity with Traci Lords, porn star extraordinaire. (email@example.com)
Alllllrighty then...because I love him and couldn't (apparently) get through
one Six Degrees without him, I will start with James Cromwell who was in Deep
Impact. He was also in Star Trek: First Contact with Brent Spiner, who did the
voice of Conan O'Brien in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Also in SP:B,L&U
was Trey Parker, who was in Orgazmo with Ron Jeremy, who has been in countless
pornos, but who, according to his girlfriend, "really likes to cuddle." There
ya go...three degrees. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And now - the Hardcore Challenge! Tea Leoni (Deep Impact) was in There's No
Fish Food In Heaven, alongside Udo Kier. He was in Blade, and so was Traci Lords,
who was in Swedish Erotica 56 and many other films of that ilk. Hardcore enough
for yeh? (email@example.com)
OH YEAH. I mean, um... yes.
Deep Impact had Jon Favreau (chubby likeable guy). Jon was also in Very Bad
Things (a very bad movie) with Kobe Tai(skinny do-able pornstar). (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hmmm. Denise Crosby was in Deep Impact and in an episode of Red Shoe Diaries.
Does (bad) R-rated soft porn count? (email@example.com)
Having seen the Crosby episode of Red Shoe Diaries that you speak
of, I say yes, indeed, it does count.
Now I think we all need a cold shower and a nap.