9. Mishra's Journey in the Land of Squishiness (Rinevilincarnate@aol.com)

8. Magic: The "We Want to Add on a Pool" Expansion (crow_steve@hotmail.com)

7. Schnooky Wooky Poo Exodus ((Rinevilincarnate@aol.com))

6. People without Dates: The Gathering (He wrote at 9:00 on a Friday night) (Viewaskew33@aol.com)

5. The Sacred . . . Uh, No, The, Uh . . . Relics of the . . . No, Crap . . . The Black Arts of the . . . The . . . Aw, Hell, Who Cares, You Magic Freaks Are Gonna Buy It No Matter What It's Called Deck. (skypilot@ptd.net)

4. Magic: The Gathering: Seven-New-Rules-No-One-Can-Keep-Track-Of-In-This-Set-Alone (arc_highbeam@yahoo.com)

3. Elves in Mithril Bikinis (they know who their target audience is) (spcmnspiff11@hotmail.com)

2. Magic The Gathering: D&D expansion. 'Cause We Can Do That Sh*t Now (bblatt11@aol.com)

1. More Excuses to Say, "My Nude Tree Elf Attacks Your Water Elf's Sprite that Shoots Bees." (richard_the_shaggy_dog@hotmail.com)