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Funniest Things For A Vulcan To Do While Waiting on Pon Farr to Start
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12. Laugh, and frighten those around them. (Rinevilincarnate@aol.com)

11. Spending yet another afternoon watching Vulcan Pie ("It feels like warm tribble-berry pie.") (squisheeman1234@hotmail.com)

10. Subscribe to the bimonthly Ears of Vulcan Women. (kurkzhare@aol.com)

9. Looking at magazines of cool ancient Vulcan weapons. (USmade@aol.com)

8. Vulcan foreplay: Rapid eyebrow-arching, mixed with occasional passion-filled blinking. (LeisSuit@aol.com)

7. Is it "cauliflower " or "califee"...practice practice practice! (Buckleboot@aol.com)

6. Wondering if Minbari and Delvians have the same problems. (hpoomail@usa.net)

5. Dream up submissions for the Journal of Irreproducible Results. (n9oca@aol.com)

4. Instructing their partner in the use of the dart gun for afterwards. (zelig@hoodyhoo.com)

3. YAAAAAHTZEEEEE! (drobviousso@excite.com)

2. One (hyphenated) word: Bio-gel. (DerekBW@hotmail.com)

1. Leaf through the bootleg unpublished manuscript of Riker's Bumpy-Nosed Women I'd Like to Pork coffee-table book. (n9oca@aol.com)

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