home : news : reviews : features : fiction : podcast : blogs : t-shirts : wtf?

Andromeda Might Stink Less With Bruce Campbell
Revolution News
© Joe Crowe

That's all subjective, presupposing that you think it stinks now.

How's that for not giving any editorial opinion whatsoever?

RevolutionSF cub reporter Dharma Bum wrote that Bruce Campbell is going to be on the syndicated sci-fi show Andromeda! The news came from Starlog magazine.

"How big his role is has yet to be seen, but on behalf of Bruce enthusiasts everywhere who can't wait for his Elvis movie to come out, YEEEEEESSS, YESSSS, OH GOD, YEEESSS.

"I'm gonna get my Bruce fix.

"There's going to be a bunch of series changes to make the series rock as much as it should have to begin with. There's going to be a new more episodic Trek-like storyline. Dylan's commonwealth is going to be established pretty soon.

So instead of wandering around space fighting people in malformed ape suits without any real direction a la Voyager, The Sorbo shall be pimping the galaxy Kirk style, keeping his planet bitches in line and sticking it to them Nietzchean suckas like a dog at a bitch show.

He'll be all, 'Oh, I know you didn't just go and break my peace treaty. I say I know you didn't just go and break my peace treaty. Oh, I know you did! It's on, cracker!' KAPOW!

"There's also going to be a bunch of character changes aimed at making the dialogue between non-redshirts "more like Star Trek: TOS or Farscape and less like a Lucas Arts adventure game from the early 90s."

RevolutionSF News Editor Joe Crowe and cub reporter Dharma Bum both miss the purple tail. And they're not talking about the character on the show who used to have one.

Recommend Us
  • Send to a Friend
  • Digg This
  • Reddit It
  • Add to del.ic.ious
  • Share at Facebook
  • Discuss!
  • Send Feedback
  • Science!
  • Who's crew are you in?
  • The Middleman
  • TV Forum
  • Related Pages
  • Print This Page
  • Evil Dead Remake Gives Us No Ash Or Sugar, Baby
  • Zodiac of Sci-Fi Movies and TV
  • RevolutionSF Newsblast : Bruce Campbell, GI Joe, Neil Gaiman, Smallville, Heroes
  • Search RevSF
  • New on RevSF
  • Book Probe: BattleMaster, Wade of Aquitaine, Kriendria of Amorium
  • RevSF Podcast: Drowning in Moonlight: Remembering Carrie Fisher
  • Logan
  • Book Probe: All Our Wrong Todays, Cubit Quest, Esper Files
  • RevSF Home

  • Things From Our Brains
    Get even more out of RevSF.

    Poems where the desert sky opens like the mouth of a dying fish.
    RevolutionSF RSS Feed
    Search RevSF

    Random RevSF
    RevolutionSF Newsblast : Highlander, Prince of Persia, Prince Caspian, Justice League, cephalopods

    contact : advertising : submissions : legal : privacy
    RevolutionSF is ™ and © Revolution Web Development, Inc., except as noted.
    Intended for readers age 18 and above.