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What Would Monty Python Do?
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe

Today's Dilemma: What is the meaning of life?

WWMPD?

"Life is a stream of bat piss." (Bonus points to anyone who remembers the album "Matching Tie and Handkerchief.") (kingfisher61@cs.com)

Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations, and, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fu...

Damn, my other web browser crashed right in the bloody middle of bloody plagiarizing the meaning of life bit from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life website. Bloody bollocks. (themacrocosm@sympatico.ca)

When life taunts you, leave before it taunts you a second time. (wolvie110@hotmail.com)

To find the fish? (zhilbar@aol.com)

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Sausage and Spam....there's isn't much Spam in it. (splifford@hotmail.com)

Sing a silly song after taking peoples kidneys while they're still alive. (civ2starw@aol.com)

Bang two coconuts together while keeping some wooden chalice from a guy named Indy with the Holy Handgrenade of Antioche. (Gueedochashedin@aol.com)

Red. No, blue!....arrrghhh! (crow_steve@hotmail.com)

Fetch a shrubbery. (clan-k25@lycos.com)

Watch our film, you lazy, lazy oaf.
It will also furnish you with valuable sex education and ideas for what to request if you are ever required to choose the manner of your own death.
And fish.
Finally, we can't say it enough - get some walking in. Silly or otherwise. (sarah-neko@dove.gen.nz)

"Simple! 42."
"Psst... John! That's the wrong bloody British comedy!"
"No it isn't! It's 42, swear it is."
"But- ohh, you git, you just want to do the parrot sketch again, don't you?"
".... Yes."
*GIANT FOOT* (megatonnage@hotmail.com)

Here is today's winner, not to be confused with the larch.

"This is a dead challenge."

"No it isn't. It's a perfectly live challenge, full of pithy entendres and thought-provoking questions."

"No, it's not. It's dead. Deceased. Ceased to be. It isn't anywhere as interesting as Bullies and Goku or words of wisdom from the Predator. It has shuffled off this webpage and gone to join the Topic invisible!"

"Oh well... I could ask 'How many Clive Barker angels could dance on Pinhead?' with the host being a slug."

"Would it talk?"

"Ummm... sure."

"Right then, I'll take it." (baeldrinahr@hotmail.com)



 
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